Dust, rope, sweat, and open ground. The route starts at the tavern—kick-cup and pendulum sledge—then the fields and the well. Clamps and shock rings issue from the boss office. Load Dairy keeps a barn plant on the edge of the property.
- Ranch tavern
The tavern posts the kick-cup rules. The pendulum-sledge yard is out back. Start here.
- Boss office
Work permits, clean gear issue, end-of-shift queue. The penalty board lists corporal sentences.
- Woodshed
Taken to the woodshed. Stock rails, corporal hold, live number board. Friend substitute: one day costs three.
- Ball mill
Padded yoke on the balls. Push the stone in circles. Under penalty: double turn rate, no aftercare.
- Ball plow field
A padded yoke rests against the scrotum. Walk the furrow; straight rows earn payment.
- Hive root apiary
Hive on the cock. Stings brew the high-price honey.
- Scarecrow post
Stand at the field post while birds peck the nipples. Staying there keeps the crop rows clear.
- Ball well
The well rope attaches to the scrotum. Haul the bucket up; water is issued only after the lift.
- Water tower
Carry the bucket up the ladder. The dive is optional. Follow the posted rule for each platform height.
- Load barn
Load Dairy ranch plant. Clock in, clamp, fill the cup.
- Berry rows
Kneel-pick. Juice on fingers—or elsewhere. Quota check.
- Corn maze
High stalks hide the path. Find the exit on foot; the maze has no seating.