Berry rows

Strawberry and berry rows want knees and bent backs. Pants-optional days are posted on the boss office wall chart. Boots stay on—thorns do not negotiate.

Foreman Tom checks quota. Short pick means another row, or a public kneel in the dirt, or juice wiped where he points. Steal-a-berry fines are the same menu.

Harvest contests: most flats wins; loser loses a layer. Juice stains count as evidence.