Not your perks. This is the army brochure nailed to the Umbra wall. You cannot enlist. Civilians can sometimes buy a paid copycat package in the city; cadre live the real ledger.
How the sugar paper works
Every perk is sold as honor. Every perk has a body price—or it is listed hard-to-price and stays priority-only.
Rides and drills: priority lane and/or forced intensity bump and/or double time. Never a free light lap.
Money discounts (haircut, meal, ticket): usually ten silent regulation kicks (or equal) before the stamp counts.
You cannot enlist. This wall is the brochure. Tourists read it. Cadre live it.
Central (city)
Perk (sold as)
Cost (body)
You get
Airport military priority lane
Still full strip search; honor lane adds higher chance of cavity / kit seizure
Less queue
Metro car first
That day: at least one gold-clamp commute segment (nipple-clamp seat duty)
First on the car
Pool rescue class priority
Before cert: N qualified kicks/pinches as the practice body
Slot + card
Demo-dummy hire priority
Still 8h no-break + Icy bucket after
Easier high-pay roster
Hospital priority desk
Visit must include violent milk + ball ECG (soldier pack, no skip)
Less wait
Balm prescription discount
Thick coat + 1 min display for the medic
Cheaper tube
Bank priority desk
Still drop pants; soldier lane = pants down + glans-cabinet shock demo account
Less wait
Soak soldier package
Finish contrast or volcano 1★ first, then discount spring
Discount
GIRTH co-brand discount
Try-on under full shop lights until clerk signs off
Discount
Laundry rush (kit)
Naked wait through standard wash time (soldier may jump the nude-wait zone)
Rush
Regulation buzz-cut free
Free cut includes one forced crotch/ass style (full shave optional)
Free cut
Nipple-ride priority slot
Still clamp primary + sack counterweight; priority is schedule only
Less wait
Court gallery seat
Gallery day: one short public light penalty demo (rope/clamp) as civic education
Seat
GH green-sales day
Default green touch left on for the day (may refuse and use quiet zone)
Listed honor
Inkcloud · Spookpath · Cursed Midway
Perk (sold as)
Cost (body)
You get
Soak spring +1
Extra dip only after one weapon test hit (sack-pain skin) first
One more soak
High-pay rope jobs first
High pay locked to higher delivery (nude path / longer)
More coin
Danger job list first
Desk only posts dummy / urethral / hive / ice-lap type gigs
Roster + more pain
Midway honor day-hire
Priority to rent the meanest ride as living prop
Day pay up
Spookpath green band half price
Half price = scare/play forced on
Cheaper ticket
Ranch Belt
Perk (sold as)
Cost (body)
You get
Market buy discount
Before pay: day-clamp display check or wear 1h on the spot
Discount
First cup free
Ten regulation kicks (barkeep or soldier-to-soldier)
First beer $0
Buy-the-room honor
After you buy the room you stand and take one kick from every man present
Badge + Heat
Short-hand hire first
Shock ring + day clamps on the steep cadre curve, forced
Work roster
Solchute / water
Perk (sold as)
Cost (body)
You get
Boat ticket discount
Before embark: idle water-wheel looky-loo bumped to one rope-penalty tier
Cheaper fare
Water wheel half price
Half price = penalty mode, not empty-ring sightseeing
Meaner ride
Buoy free rent
Free only on high-drag setting
Heavier tow
Take Bay camera first
Priority to be the kicked / roped body on camera
Heat+
Euro / race
Perk (sold as)
Cost (body)
You get
Clean gate free entry
Outside gate: one light challenge (e.g. three timed bag hits)
Ticket $0
Drill observation seat
After watch: on-stage name call for a short penalty demo
Front row
Sausage staff meal
Before plate: deep-throat or ride score over the line
Free meal
F1 pit / rail priority
Honor = one shift as align-kicker or kick-dummy
Close access
Frostbare · other lands · Load
Perk (sold as)
Cost (body)
You get
Winter-swim cert skip exam
Skip exam = one measured dunk at cadre cold grade
Cert
Ice-lap priority shift
Priority = big-melt / storm days
Stipend up
Bag-kick priority court
Priority court defaults higher kick chains; SSR rat weight up
Less wait
Load Dairy peak donor
Priority roster = peak forced frame time
Piece rate
Panda park free / priority
Quiet zone—hard to bind pain. Priority only; no play inside.
Entry
Civil deck priority
Before ship tour: one forced fuel-demo load
Less wait
Umbra cadre (story)
Perk (sold as)
Cost (body)
You get
Kit reissue day
Strip old, fit new, light kick check
Free kit
Bunk
Night check: random 30s self-nipple pull or ring inspect
Bed
Black armband look
Light only after one public hardcore clear
Shoulder stripe
Tax glory tier
Default punishment-tax track (not pure cash)
Glory tax skin
Scratch card
Service squares auto-upgrade penalty if hit
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Sugar paper printed with glory. Inside: kick, strip, hang, shock, clamp. Priority lane at the airport—and still naked in the scanner.