Airlock strip

Before any undock fantasy, the strip runs the seal drill: clothes in the bin, skin to the scanner, cock and balls free for the vacuum check joke that is also a real sensor pass.

1. Bin your kit. No fabric in the lock.
2. Stand on the marks. Arms out. Soft or hard—the scan only wants a clean outline.
3. Green ring. Inner door. View glass shows the black and the dock spine.
4. You are cleared as visitor flesh—not crew, not property, not enlisted.