Cheese Weigh
Open market, wheels of cheese, one brass scale reserved for men who want the joke made official. Seat the cock and balls. Clerk reads the kilo. Optional public bid. A short edge is on if buyer and seller both stamp—weigh-only still stamps the token if the chalk line hits.
Municipal market
The cheese still sells. Your body is the side attraction the clerk pretends is normal inventory. Stamp book, mustard pot, chalk line on the scale face for the house average—hit near that line for a clean token.
1.20 kg